CSI: NY

CSI: NY Quotes (Page 2)

Season 7 Episode 18: "Identity Crisis"

Jo: You have a little black book listing all the things wrong with the ex-wife?
Russ Josephson: No, it's a list of all the things I adore about you.
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Jo: I adopted you because you needed me...And, because I needed you.
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Season 7 Episode 17: "Do or Die"

Danny: You got a hall pass young lady?
(Jo flashes her badge)
Danny: Alright, that'll do.
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Danny: She was a pretty smart girl....Calculus C.
Jo: Lord, I never knew there was an A or a B.
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Lindsey: So, she just wasn't checking out a book. She was getting a little sex education.
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Jo: That is so cruel. If they were on my squad I'd kick 'em to the D team.
Lindsey: You were a cheerleader.
Jo: Don't act like you weren't.
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Season 7 Episode 16: "The Untouchable"

Keith: No, I just do what I'm told.
Lindsey: So, you're a pompous lackey ass?
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Jo: See, it's all the little details criminals never pay attention to. Just one little something they forget and we nail them. I love this job.
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Flack: There's a lot of sex going on in this room. Apparently V.I.P. means something else.
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Mac: A southern girl like you has a problem with gentlemen's clubs?
Jo: Hell no! What I have a problem with is a gentleman who may have committed murder.
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Lindsey: This spot could be grease.
Danny: You better hope it is given where we found it.
Lindsey: You're gross.
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Mac: I believed her.
Jo: Based on...?
Mac: My gut.
Jo: Mac, you always tell the guys to use their heads, not their hearts.
Mac: I didn't say my heart. I said my gut.
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Jo: Alright, enough of this quiet man crap. Are you okay?
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Season 7 Episode 15: "Vigilante"

Annie Cartland: I got what the system couldn't. Justice.
Mack: What you got was retribution.
Annie Cartland: Aren't they the same thing?
Mack: Not even close.
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Lindsey: How do you follow the law and stay a human being?
Jo: That's the hard part, because the piece of me- if that was my daughter- that wanted him dead I have to put in a box.
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Kate Price: you know why I remember you, Lindsey? The day that we met at group, before you and me spoke. You kept checking your watch. You just couldn't wait to get out of there. I don't blame you. It wasn't like we wanted to be there either.
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Danny: I have to say, whoever these women are, I admire their determination.
Jo: You think they did the right thing?
Danny: Eh... I mean, no. But, I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing in their position.
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Lindsey: Why, because I'm a woman I should cheer his death? I'm a cop first. As much as I despise what he did I don't advocate vigilante justice.
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Season 7 Episode 14: "Smooth Criminal"

Lindsey: Wanna know the secret to bad medicine? Soap scum.
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Flack: So, Camille Jordanson wasn't just stealing meds. She was also giving them fake meds in return. Pun intended: That's pretty sick.
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