CSI: NY

CSI: NY Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 14: "Smooth Criminal"

Flack: Guess who walks out?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: Sounds like the punch line to a bad joke, professional killer, and ex-con walk into a bar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mack: Three dead bodies isn't the kind of buzz you want.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 13: "Party Down"

Akiko: Who are you?
Jo: The art police, we have some thoughts and concerns.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mack: I'm sorry for you loss.
Enzo: I have no use for your sympathy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mack: Either way looks like crashing this party wasn't an accident.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 12: "Holding Cell"

Eva Martinez: What would you have done if it were your child?
Jo: Oh... I don't know. Hugged him, I guess, and never let go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Natalia Sanchez: You always hear people say that suicide is the most selfish act, but was I being any less selfish trying to force him to go on living, to go on suffering. If he had cancer or some other physical disease, something that shows up on x-ray or an MRI, would it be different then? What I did may have been against the law but that doesn't mean it wasn't right. I opened a door for Miguel, and now he's at peace. He's finally at peace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Hawkes: Seems that's on the rise, copper piping is out, solar paneling is in.
Danny: Wow. Even the homeless are going green.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Inhaling your alcohol, I think I saw this on the Jetsons.
Flack: I'm not a doctor, but this can't be good for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hector Vargas: Are you questioning my integrity?
Mack: Have you given us any reason not to?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 11: "To What End?"

Jo: Lindsey, ex-husband. Ex-husband, Lindsey.
Lindsey: Nice to meet you. We've heard... nothing about you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: You're not very nice for a man who works at a clown registry.
Colby Glass: Not all clowns are happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: I don't know. I don't own any.
Danny: Clown shoes?
Jo: Sneakers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny: Jo, do you wear sneakers inside clown shoes?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Flack: What's our first move?
Jo: Leave the cannoli and take the gun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 10: "Shop Till You Drop"

Jo: You just don't have to buy everything you see. Sometimes, you stop and take a minute and try and find something to admire, and then move on.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Alena: There's something so poetic about snowfall. Snowflakes don't have a long lifespan, but they leave and unforgettable mark.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alena: Gotta love the irony, I'm in the middle of dying and I end up killing a guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: I really can feel your pain. I just wish I could read your mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

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