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Season 13 Episode 6: "Pick and Roll"

Barbara: Did the girl love Charlie?
DB: I think Charlie believed that.
Barbara: We're going to have to tell him.
DB: I know, I know.
Barbara: Why didn't you tell me?
DB: There are things I don't talk to you about. I don't bring home. That was our deal.
Barbara: Charlie is our son. You owe it to me tell me if he's in trouble.
DB: You're right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vanessa: This is awkward.
DB: Oh, it's a lot more than that actually.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: I punched him. He deserved it.
DB: You know... that's another conversation. Right now, my problem is, you are a suspect in a homicide investigation. You know what really pisses me off; I had to find out about that from a witness in an integration room.
Charlie: I'm really a suspect?
DB: Yeah you are. You lied.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Look Dad, it's not like I didn't want to tell you about what happened with Coach. Besides I didn't think it was pertinent.
DB: Pertinent? The man was murdered Charlie. Hours after you physical assaulted him. What could be more pertinent then that?
 • Rating: Unrated

TJ: Last night, after practice, there was a fight in the locker room. Somebody throw a punch at Coach. I stepped in to try to stop it. That's how the blood got on my jersey.
DB: Ok. All right. Thank you. Who throw the punch?
TJ: Your son.
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: No more locker room laundry. I just went through 3 carts of dirty towels. This whole place smells like feet.
Greg: Now it's going to smell like something else. And you might want to borrow Russell's incents. It's pretty ripe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 5: "Play Dead"

Veranski: Same was going to retire at the end of the year and just hang out with Nelson and be a normal dog. Mike doesn't have any family.
Nick: I guess he could come live with me [looks at Sam] What do you say Sam? Now there's gonna be a few rules, ok? No drinking out of the toilet. And we watch Football on Sundays and we route for the Cowboys. When my girlfriend is over, you gotta sleep on the floor. Is that a deal?
Sam: (licks Nick's face)
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: You did it Sam. You caught Mike's killer. He's going to prison for a very long time. And we got some justice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: You see the dog over there thinks you killed his partner, Officer Nelson. You know what I think? I think he's right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: It's hard when you lose a friend. You know I lost a friend once, partner in the line of duty. I think it will always hurt cause I know I'll never see him again. But you know what you can do for Mike, together, you and me; we'll get a little justice. Sound good?
Sam: (whimpers)
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: Hear back from the Vet?
Nick: Yep. They did full work up. The dog is healthy as an Ox and his tox came back clean too. If there's a behavioral issue, there's not much they can do.
Greg: That makes him a dead dog walking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Maybe Mr. Sloan was sleeping with someone's wife. A girlfriend?
Fin: Yeah, his job didn't get him killed, his penis did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: Looks like Methamphetamines Jim.
Brass: So, got a cop out of uniform in a skanky part of town with a bag of ice. Something stinks here and I don't think it's the dog.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 4: "It Was a Very Good Year"

Nick: I take it this is not your first body in a piano?
Fin: First one with all the limbs attached
Nick: Ahh..
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: She wanted to see you, that's something to hold on to. I just bought this; you know what he said.
Greg: That's life?
Morgan: [whispers] The best is yet to come.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: The last night we spent together, I told Allison I would meet her in New York. Even though I knew it would never happen.
Morgan: Why not?
Greg: Why spoil the prefect memory.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: Oh I get it. When it's people you care about the rule book goes out the window. But when it's somebody that meant something to me...[pauses] Yeah I should have told you.
DB: Yeah you should have. And yeah you're right. When Katie was taken, I led with my heart. I didn't know what to do. But I was wrong. It wasn't till I stopped doing that doing that we were able to find her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brass: So a piano expert ends up dead in a piano.
DB: Gotta be connected.
Brass: Whoever killed her wasn't a stranger in the night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 3: "Wild Flowers"

DB: Any witness?
Moreno: We have a whole rave full of witnesses. Only problem is they are all tripping.
 • Rating: Unrated

DB: Listen, she knows who did this to her. It's probably the same person who shot her friend.
Morgan: So what. She can't tell us.
DB: Maybe. But she still has a voice.
 • Rating: Unrated

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