Doug: Is that paint transfer?
Hodges: Indeed.
Doug: Don't you have a machine that you need to go put that in?
Hodges: Say no more, three's a crowd.

I'm confused about a lot of things right now. But you and me, our relationship that is the only thing in my life that makes sense.


Our tourist is our killer.


DB: Like John Malkovich in "In the Line of Fire"
Hodges: I love you. I mean respect.

David: Jocelyn was pregnant. Not with a baby, but definitely with a bundles of joy.
Greg: He was smuggling drugs.
Dr. Robbins: And like him, not all the products survived.

Ecklie: The Mayan's were right; the world's coming to an end next month.
Brass: We should all be so lucky.

Looks like someone else got punk'ed tonight. But this is no joke.


Mike: You should be proud of yourself.
Fin: I don't know, two year, two jobs, and one marriage.

A Narcissist doesn't hold a press conference and then a few hours later hang himself.


DB: So why were 8 bodies buried just outside Seattle dug up and reburied in the middle of who knows where Nevada?
Nick: A place so remote you would have to know where it is to find it? That's a good question.

Fin: In other words, our body trumps your X-Files convention
FBI Agent: Let them have their grave, keep them out of my hair [walks away].
DB: First time that ever worked.

I saw a movie that started like this, it did not end well; alien invasion.


CSI Quotes

Nick Stokes: Open bottle of Vodka, a used glass. What do you think; one last drink?
Greg Sanders: One last laugh.

Dr. Robbins: A racist gets stabbed before he can drown. Some would call that justice.
Ray Langston: We still have to call it murder.