CSI

CSI Season 12 Quotes

Season 12 Episode 22: "Homecoming"

DB: A storm is coming.
Ecklie: Heads are going to roll; her's might be the first.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: I should have killed your punk ass when I had the chance.
McKeen: Yeah, you should have. A real man would have.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ecklie: Karma Jeffery, your son paid for your sins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McKeen: Russell right? You're the CSI Ecklie brought in to right the ship. How's that working out for you?
DB: Great, how's prison working out for you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Maybe we should start dating to throw a wrench in the works.
Hodges: I can't
Morgan: I was kidding. Wait, what do you mean you can't?
Hodges: Let's just say my trip to Italy was life changing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fin: Always the politician
DB: Boy, you never learn do you?
 • Rating: Unrated

DB: Well, so much for statistics.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 12 Episode 21: "Dune and Gloom"

Vartan: Well this is a new one.
Fin: Yeah, usually we have to stop them from going out the window.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: A beer can top.
Morgan: Keep digging; see if you can find the rest of it, I could use a beer about now.
Greg: When we're done I'll buy you a beer.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Don't patronize me mathlete.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Lose your truck, your life; shotgun ridding buddy runs off.. Sounds like a country song.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: The debris field is too big to be an accidental explosion as you theorized. No offense.
Sarah: None taken, IF you're right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: So that phone call, it was Detective Moreno?
Fin: That is a definite yes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: I thought this was just a bunch of gear-heads having fun, not Death Race 2012.
 • Rating: Unrated

DB: So it's not just a crash site.
Nick: No, it's an 80 MPH missing persons case. Well, on your mark, get set, go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 12 Episode 20: "Altered Stakes"

DB: You faked that injury for Henry.
Finn: I wanted him to bring me home.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: If the key fits, you must convict.
 • Rating: Unrated

DB: This is what we are going to do, we are not going home, we going to go over all the old cases with similar M/O.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down, maybe if we can't keep him locked up for the James murder, we can keep him in for something else.
DB: Damn right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: octyl cyanoacrylate!
DB: Gesundheit.
Greg: It's what Nick smelled in the alley, octyl cyanoacrylate. It's inva-skin.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

DB: Lets go rally the troops and see if forensics can do what police work couldn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

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