Not one Spanish person has figured out that piata is a sick fucking game?


I know they're temporaries, but temporaries aren't supposed to look like Chiclets.


A Kabob-a-phobe.

Michael York

Cheryl: I thought you didn't like talking to people.
Larry: I don't like talking to people I know. Strangers, I don't have a problem with.

Fine, I'll be the fat Tin Man that disappoints children.


Ted: Have you ever done anything like this?
Larry: Uh, I once invested in a whore house.

Burt Bondy: You a friend of Bill W.?...go to AA meetings?
Larry: No...Wish I did. Sounds like a nice place to hang out.

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