Curb Your Enthusiasm "Mary, Joseph and Larry" Quotes
Waiter: Do you want your first tip back?
Larry: No.
Waiter: Okay.
Larry: I'd like my second tip back.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: (on the manger scene) So you can put all this junk on a trailer?
Joseph: It's not junk, but we do put it in the trailer.
• Rating: Unrated
Mary: Kill him, Joseph, kill him!
Larry: Shut up, Mary!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.
Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal!
Larry: I thought he was a monkey.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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