Curb Your Enthusiasm "Porno Gil" Quotes
Gil: My wife jokingly refers to this as "The House that Cum Built"
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Brian: Should you be going to the party with your back? Can you bend over? Can you bend with your back?
Larry: Yeah.
Brian: Well, then maybe you should bend over and kiss my ass, and maybe next time you'll remember to, uh, pick up the f**king golf ball
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Gil's Wife: It doesn't really affect you, does it Larry, the glass on the floor? No, because you're wearing your f**king shoes in my house! When you walk through my door, you play by my rules! You take off your f**king shoes! You and your f**king little soccer shoes in my house!
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Cheryl: I want to go home, now.
Larry: Maybe we could stop and pick up some Tabasco?
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Gil: You know what Tabasco's good for? Keep ya hard, only you gotta stick it up your ass
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