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My wife jokingly refers to this as "The House that Cum Built"

Brian: Should you be going to the party with your back? Can you bend over? Can you bend with your back?
Larry: Yeah.
Brian: Well, then maybe you should bend over and kiss my ass, and maybe next time you'll remember to, uh, pick up the fucking golf ball

It doesn't really affect you, does it Larry, the glass on the floor? No, because you're wearing your fucking shoes in my house! When you walk through my door, you play by my rules! You take off your fucking shoes! You and your fucking little soccer shoes in my house!

Gil's Wife

Cheryl: I want to go home, now.
Larry: Maybe we could stop and pick up some Tabasco?

You know what Tabasco's good for? Keep ya hard, only you gotta stick it up your ass

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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Cheryl: I want to go home, now.
Larry: Maybe we could stop and pick up some Tabasco?

You know what Tabasco's good for? Keep ya hard, only you gotta stick it up your ass

Gil