Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 2: "The Benadryl Brownie" Quotes
I've seen better faces on a hemorrhoid.
Joan Rivers
See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on. Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.
Wanda
Larry: You gotta get a shot of Benadryl while she's sleeping, or shove it down her throat.
Richard Lewis: Like a hitman? A Benedryl hitman?
Larry's a tip profiler... He fixed a black man's tip.
Wanda
Yeah, know what would match her head? A dress made of turnips and blood.
Richard Lewis
Why not just pray for the TV? Why even have someone come in and fix the television?
Larry
Larry: Scrabble?
Jeff: I'd love to play Scrabble!
Larry: I said it and kind of got in the mood.
Larry: Here, I'll tell you a secret: I might be losing a testicle.
Larry: You gotta get a shot and stick it in her ass.
Richard: She's not a racehorse.
(About joining the prayer circle) What? You gotta be kidding? No, believe me, you don't want me in this thing. She'll wind up with tuberculosis. I have bad karma.
Larry
Well, maybe we should play Scrabble.
Larry
