Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Divorce" Quotes
Cheryl: Larry, what is in your nose?
Larry: It's a tampon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: He's a Swede.
Funkhouser: He is? I was at his house for hanukkah.
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Jeff: Everybody's getting a chance to get divorced except me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: First of all, I commend you on the demographics. A Black, an Asian, and are you a Jew per chance?
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Larry: Why don't you get a divorce?
Funkhouser: I'm too lazy.
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Larry: Guy pulls up to me on a motorcycle. Guess who it turns out to be?
Jeff: Portia De Rossi.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: Everything okay?
Kiera: I uhh think I just had my first period.
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Kiera: Do you like girl scout cookies?
Larry: I find them abhorrent, but come in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leon: I get plenty of hook ups Larry. You don't see 'em. You don't notice the small s**t, Larry.
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Total Quotes: 16