Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1: "The Divorce" Quotes
Cheryl: Larry, what is in your nose?
Larry: It's a tampon.
Larry: He's a Swede.
Funkhouser: He is? I was at his house for hanukkah.
Everybody's getting a chance to get divorced except me.
Jeff
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
Larry
First of all, I commend you on the demographics. A Black, an Asian, and are you a Jew per chance?
Larry
Larry: Why don't you get a divorce?
Funkhouser: I'm too lazy.
Larry: Guy pulls up to me on a motorcycle. Guess who it turns out to be?
Jeff: Portia De Rossi.
Larry: Everything okay?
Kiera: I uhh think I just had my first period.
Kiera: Do you like girl scout cookies?
Larry: I find them abhorrent, but come in.
I get plenty of hook ups Larry. You don't see 'em. You don't notice the small shit, Larry.
Leon
Larry: It says "all you can eat."
Manager: Well it's all "you can eat."
What are you fucking kidding me? You think we're gonna have a nice divorce if we ever get divorced. No fucking way. I'm taking you for everything you have Mister. I'm taking your balls, and I'm thumbtacking them to the wall.
Susie
