Hugh: Fuck you!
Larry: Fuck Hugh!

I am homeless, except I don't stink!


Larry: Did you tell him it was me?
Martine: No, I don't "dime."

Larry: (noticing a child's enormous penis) What's going on with this kid?
Susie: Ahhh!
Jeff: Wow!
Cheryl: Honestly, it's huge.

It's like eating a delicious sponge!


Larry: Going to his pool party?
Jeff: Yeah I am. Yeah I am.
Larry: Wearing a bathing suit? Going swimming?
Jeff: Speedo!

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