Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Safe House" Quotes

Man: So you think all Black people look alike?
Larry: I think all computers look alike.
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Richard: What's half a double D?
Larry: B...plus. No, B minus. Minus is closer to the D. What's closer to the D? The minus or the plus?
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Larry: You're comparing breasts with balls? People hate balls.
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Larry: I have no problem with crying in a grocery store. I would suggest, however, the next time you feel overwhelmed by something, to go to a different section.
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Woman: Do you want to apologize to my dog? Because you really yelled at my dog.
Larry: Yeah, it's very hard to apologize to a dog because they're a stupid animal.
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Larry: I don't know where you were living before, but I think this would probably be a step up. You hit the jackpot with this place, huh?
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Larry: She was upset? Her dog pooped all over my yard, three times.
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Larry: I could be a burlesque dermatologist.
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Richard: How did you see a small mole from where you were sitting?
Larry: Well I have breast vision.
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Stella: It sounds like you appreciate the art form.
Larry: Well I appreciate naked women.
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