Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Quotes
You have far more bald professionals than the average person.Jeff
Cheryl: (to no one in particular) You Goddamn fucking son of a bitch!
Susie: (thinking she's being addressed) Fuck you, you car wash cunt. I had a dental appointment!
Larry: You know how bookstores make you feel stupid?
Larry: Well health food stores make me feel really unhealthy.
(seeking outfit approval) Is it too 'Knot's Landing'?Cheryl
Mary: Kill him, Joseph, kill him!
Larry: Shut up, Mary!
Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.
Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal!
Larry: I thought he was a monkey.
Waiter: Do you want your first tip back?
Larry: I'd like my second tip back.
Larry: (on the manger scene) So you can put all this junk on a trailer?
Joseph: It's not junk, but we do put it in the trailer.
You think I'd send anyone to this piece of shit store?Larry
(to Larry) Let me ask you something. You like eating the pussy?Krazee-Eyez
So you think you're going to cross me and mess with my shit?Krazee-Eyez
Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip?
Don't fuck with me, nigga, or you're gonna get dropped.
I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop.
If you say anything. you'll beg to die,
Cause I'll make you suck my dick, then I'll nut in your eye.
I'll stomp on your world as my name was Godzilla,
I'm coming for you, motherfucker, I'm your Krazee-Eyez-Killa
Krazee Eyez: I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and a pop.
Larry: Oh, I like the Rice Krispies thing, yeah.