What the fuck were you thinking!? A picture of Bush, who gives a flying fuck! I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!


Cady: People are gonna love you.
Larry: Why are they gonna love me? People dislike me intensely.

You come here to fuck or you come here to talk about your dirty suit? Hmm? Fuck or suit?


Rabbi: Right, so then uh, I'll, uh... do the blessing, uh, the last blessing, just a little bit of Hebrew, and then I will put the glass on the floor, and we'll step on it, and that'll be it.
Cheryl's Dad: That's when everybody yells "a matzoh toff"?
Rabbi: No no, it's "mazel tov". It means good luck.
Cheryl's Dad: Could we say "yippee!" or something?
Cheryl's Mom: Or "good luck" or something?
Cheryl's Dad: "Hallelujah" would be good.

Solly: I'm a survivor.
Colby: I'm a survivor!
Solly: I'm a survivor!

Colby: Did you ever see our show?
Solly: Did you see our show? It was called The Holocaust!!!"

Anna: It's the sabbath; I cannot drive.
Larry: We can walk. I'll take you piggy-back.
Anna: (sexy) Oh, now you're talking!

Larry: How long do you think I'd want to do that for?
Jeff: I don't know? All night long, I would assume.
Larry: It gets boring, come on.
Jeff: Fucking's boring?!

Larry: (on Antoinette) Her boyfriend broke up with her, and frankly, I'd like to do the same.
Jeff: Why don't you fire her?
Larry: I can't.
Jeff: Why not?
Larry: Because she knows everything about me. She knows my dietary habits. She knows all about my web of lies and bullshit and deceit.

Susie: Wandering Elk, whatever the fuck your name is, you were paid already.
Wandering Bear: You don't need to talk like that. You're a better person than that.
Larry: No, she's not.

Larry: I waved to a guy in a Prius and he didn't wave back.
Jeff: I don't wave to people in the same car as me.
Larry: We're Prius drivers; we're a special breed.

(to Cheryl) How's your vagina?

Wandering Bear

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Quotes

Wang isn't a bad first name. Wang. Then you got the whole "-ang" family. Fang, Bang, Tang.


Dr. Morrison: There is a slight bit of pain involved. Nothing more than a little prick.
Larry: Yeah, there definitely is a prick involved.