Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 4: "The Weatherman"

Larry: Do me a favor? Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down.
Nat: What are you, p***y-whipped?
 • Rating: Unrated

Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: Do you crap standing up?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 3: "The Blind Date"

Michael: What matters to women is what's on the inside.
Larry: First of all, you've got nothing inside you, okay? Let me just make that clear. You're the most superficial man I've ever met, blind or sighted.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: I think I got a guy for you.
Haboos: A blind date?
Larry: Literally.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: I've got "severe tire damage."
Ben: That sucks.
Larry: You know those signs? It's true!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: You are such a baby. You're a grown-man baby!
Larry: Are you saying I'm a man-child?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 2: "Ben's Birthday Party"

Larry: He said "no gifts."
Susie: Nobody means that. You took that seriously?
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Anna Nicole Smith. She's got some pair of knockers on her, huh?
 • Rating: Unrated

Richard: (sarcastic) For the first time in a century, tell me something that's really bugging you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: (on his dancing) It looks more effortless, maybe.
Ben: It does look like less effort.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: I'd like to tell my wife I look like Brad Pitt, but unfortunately, she can see.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kim: An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs. Genius!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: You don't even shake my hand the first time I see you.
Larry: You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed.
Ben: That was a dry sneeze, Larry.
Larry: I can't asume dry. I gotta assume wet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: (on Susie's sweatshirts) Not quite my cup of tea, but, you know, it's nice.
Susie: F**k you, and f**k your tea!
Larry: What?
Susie: Whoever said you had taste, Mr. Hushpuppy-rumpled-suit look?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 1: "Mel's Offer"

Larry: (in flashback) What do you want to be a David for?
Cheryl: I want to be your wife.
Larry: Davids want to get out of being Davids.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: (on picking up women) This is the thing that I'm the worst at in the world. This and drawing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joanne: My partner and I are adopting a baby.
Larry: You got yourself a partner! I got a wife. Not exactly a partner. More like a rival.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: Wang isn't a bad first name. Wang. Then you got the whole "-ang" family. Fang, Bang, Tang.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Morrison: There is a slight bit of pain involved. Nothing more than a little prick.
Larry: Yeah, there definitely is a prick involved.
 • Rating: Unrated

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