Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Quotes
An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs. Genius!
Kim
Ben: You don't even shake my hand the first time I see you.
Larry: You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed.
Ben: That was a dry sneeze, Larry.
Larry: I can't asume dry. I gotta assume wet.
Larry: (on Susie's sweatshirts) Not quite my cup of tea, but, you know, it's nice.
Susie: Fuck you, and fuck your tea!
Larry: What?
Susie: Whoever said you had taste, Mr. Hushpuppy-rumpled-suit look?
Larry: He said "no gifts."
Susie: Nobody means that. You took that seriously?
Anna Nicole Smith. She's got some pair of knockers on her, huh?
Larry
Larry: (on his dancing) It looks more effortless, maybe.
Ben: It does look like less effort.
Larry: (in flashback) What do you want to be a David for?
Cheryl: I want to be your wife.
Larry: Davids want to get out of being Davids.
Wang isn't a bad first name. Wang. Then you got the whole "-ang" family. Fang, Bang, Tang.
Larry
Joanne: My partner and I are adopting a baby.
Larry: You got yourself a partner! I got a wife. Not exactly a partner. More like a rival.
(on picking up women) This is the thing that I'm the worst at in the world. This and drawing.
Larry
Dr. Morrison: There is a slight bit of pain involved. Nothing more than a little prick.
Larry: Yeah, there definitely is a prick involved.
