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Dallas

My father took down three senators, two governors, and a vice president and he taught me everything he knows. Your head's going to look real nice above my fireplace, Governor

John Ross

The next time you ask me for a hug you'll be hugging the business hand of my shotgun.

Ann

Since J.R.'s dead we have to find our own inner junkyard dog.

Bobby

I'm just here to look my enemy in the eye and since your daddy's about two feet shorter than me, I guess you'll have to do.

JR

From what I remember, you couldn't stand it here unless you were hiding behind Miss Ellie's skirts or a bottle.

John Ross

I wish I had killed your father but somebody beat me to it.

Cliff

John Ross: Are you doing this because you love me or because you hate your father?
Pamela: I do.

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.

J.R.
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