My father took down three senators, two governors, and a vice president and he taught me everything he knows. Your head's going to look real nice above my fireplace, Governor

John Ross

The next time you ask me for a hug you'll be hugging the business hand of my shotgun.


From what I remember, you couldn't stand it here unless you were hiding behind Miss Ellie's skirts or a bottle.

John Ross

I wish I had killed your father but somebody beat me to it.


John Ross: Are you doing this because you love me or because you hate your father?
Pamela: I do.

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.


I'm just here to look my enemy in the eye and since your daddy's about two feet shorter than me, I guess you'll have to do.


Since J.R.'s dead we have to find our own inner junkyard dog.


Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.


J.R. Now I loved my daddy and I respected my daddy, but most importantly, I feared my daddy.

If you can find the strength to fight off being sick, you'll find the strength to fight for South Fork.


I'm the one who's going to steal South Fork from Bobby.

The Ewings are back on TNT and you won't want to miss a minute of the fun. Check out all of our Dallas quotes from J.R., Bobby, John Ross, Sue Ellen and the rest of the Ewings here at TV Fanatic.

Dallas Quotes

I'm his wife. I should know who my husband is screwing so I can decide if I want to be with him.


I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.