I was married to your father for 17 years. I think I know when I'm being played.

Sue Ellen

Annie: It might be fun having J.R. at Southfork.
Bobby: Oh yeah, it'll be great having a rattlesnake in the house.

There's one thing my Daddy taught me it's to hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

John Ross

You use those puppy dog eyes you got from me and that's going to bring the Mamma Bear out in Sue Ellen.

J.R.

Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me darlin'.

J.R.

You better grow eyes in the back of your head, cousin, 'Cause I'm coming for you.

Christopher

I guess some people are just too damn mean to die

Mitch

Can you please tell him to stop being an idiot?

Ann

Life is cheap in prison, Vicente and I'm a very rich man.

J.R.

Annie: It's nice to be in the company of a legend.
J.R.: Mostly in my own mind, darlin'.

Well, what do we have here? An angel talking to the devil.

Cliff

An eye for an eye just makes both people blind.

Bobby

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby