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Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.

J.R.

Just cause he's a pussy doesn't mean he ain't smart.

John Ross

No baby brother of mine is going to spend his twilight years in jail.

J.R.

You can't change the past. The future, that's a different story.

Sue Ellen

You really shoot Ryland or are you just protecting that trigger happy wife of yours?

J.R.

When you have children, you can never give up. No matter what.

Sue Ellen

You let that Barnes girl get a piece of our company and you're inviting a vampire into our home. She'll suck the life out of us.

J.R.

It's not like the old days where we use to knock 'em back for no reason at all.

Bobby

You asked me teach you every dirty trick I know to get Ewing Energies. I teach by example.

J.R.

You work on rigs for years you tend to make friends. Maybe it's different in laboratories where you guys just play with your own little microscopes all day.

John Ross

What do you want with Christopher's scraps anyway?

J.R.

I think it's so cute the way you guys agree on everything.

John Ross
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Dallas Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

What do father's say? I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. Well I am both.

J.R.

You found high velocity blood splatter in her condo. How much more obvious does it need to be?

Christopher
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