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You are more and more like your Daddy every day but he never drilled this ranch and mark my words, neither will you.


Christopher: So if you need any advice from someone who's been through this before, with the same bride.
John Ross: That's the last one of those you're going to get, cousin.

You've looked the other way your whole life Mama. One more time's not going to hurt.

John Ross

Apparently the blood of JR runs too pure in your veins.

Sue Ellen

If you know what's best for you, you'll stop sleeping with my daughter.


Just so you know Afton, the most despicable thing J.R. ever did was you.

Sue Ellen

You know for someone who needed an annulment before marrying me, you seem pretty cavalier about playing around with a married man.


I think his dog was hit by a car as a kid. Now he comes here to get his Rosebud rocks off.


You may screw like a woman but you act like an attention starved little brat.

John Ross
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