Dallas

Dallas Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Enemy of My Enemy"

John Ross: I just never pegged you as the type to have his wife do his bidding.
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Bobby: You are a lot like your Daddy. All hat and no cattle.
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John Ross: Funny how life always seems more complicated than you think it will be, especially in this family.
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Season 1 Episode 5: "Truth and Consequences"

John Ross: You should have known that JR. wouldn't let two billion barrels of oil slip through his hands.
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Elena: Here drink this and get out.
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Bobby: I'm going to take you down, brother.
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JR: I'm taking back what should have been mine in the first place.
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JR: Daddy use to say beautiful woman are the most dangerous.
Bobby: I know all the things Daddy use to say.
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JR: Bobby let me explain before you get your boxers in a knot.
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Christopher: Make sure I never see you again.
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Elena: He tried to pay me off. Said I had no integrity. Christopher and I are done.
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Season 1 Episode 4: "The Last Hurrah"

Elena: He was dyslexic, not stupid.
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J.R.: That man is as see through as a mosquito net.
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Elena: You look a lot better as an oilman than a barfly.
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J.R.: I'm a changed man, Cliff. Evidence of that is that you're not being wheeled out of here with two broken legs.
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Cliff: Well, what do we have here? An angel talking to the devil.
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Christopher: In the oil business cheap and fast gets you good and dead.
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J.R.: I'd say when it comes to jealousy our girl is crazier than an outhouse rat.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "The Price You Pay"

J.R.: Spent a lot of my life hating how much she loved him.
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J.R.: Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me darlin'.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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