Stefan: You can spin it any way you want. Deny it. I know the truth.
Kate: No one cares about your truth.

Don't tell me that Julie is rejecting Stefan's heart!

Gabi

Sarah: Can you believe that? After everything she's been through, my mom just wants to take care of me.
Brady: That's Maggie.
Sarah: Yes, it is. And I'm Sarah 2.0. So okay, Mom, you can take care of me. Sarah and Brady will take care of Victor and Xander.

I'm not going to stand here and beg you. Either you want the job or you don't.

Victor

From that do-gooder scheme that's the brain child of, and I'm using the word brain advisedly, of those two airheads who could barely run a hair dryer together.

Kate

Rafe: The date couldn't have been that bad, could it?
Paulina: I think it was the swan song to our marriage.

Steve: What?
Tripp: Nothing. I've just never seen someone in a patch and glasses before.
Steve: You laugh and it'll be the last time you laugh.

If I filled you in on everything you missed since the last time you called me, you'd have to take a loan out to pay the roaming charges.

Kate

André This one is more like a boy scout, but good cheekbones.

Hattie [posing as Marlena]: It is my professional opinion that Andre Dimera is, without a shadow of a doubt, mentally incompetent.
Andre: What? What are you playing at?
Hattie: I'm a doctor, and I took an oath to help people.
Andre: Help? I don't need help!
Hattie: Not only is Andre Dimera mentally incompetent, but this man is a textbook example of a sociopath.

Sonny: You have had a lot of weddings here.
Victor: Unfortunately most of them were mine. I had the caterers on retainer their for a while.

Gabi: I’m not going to do anything illegal!
Sonny: Of course you are because you always do.