If I live to be one hundred, I will never understand women.

Lucas

Eve: You reminded me of my daughter just then.
Claire: Paige?
Eve: Yes. Paige had times when she was cheery and optimistic but she also had moments when she was filled with self-doubt.

You and Will may patch things up which might be a euphemism for postponing the inevitable. A nice word for salvaging something that's never going to work. Sometimes, and it's not fun, we have to cut our losses and move on.

Victor

Ben: I know that look. The fear in your eyes... I've seen it before.
Ciara: Yeah, I bet you have.
Ben: Look at me, Ciara. I'm not that man anymore.
Ciara: Why? Because one piece of paper says you're cured?

Nicole: [walking through house in towel] I know I left my flip flops in here somewhere.
Scooter: [whistles] Looking for these?
Nicole: Get out of here!
Scooter: Oh come on, Misty baby. I just came over here to borrow a cup of sugar.
Nicole: Don't call me that.
Scooter: You're all the sugar that I need. Bridgette, I saw Freddie leave with the kids. It's just the two of us. ANd I love what you're wearing.
Nicole: I told you, I am so not interested.
Scooter: Don't worry about anyone finding out. It'll just be our little secret.
Nicole: Like hell!
Scooter: You say one word to the wife and I'll blow the whistle on who you used to be.
Nicole: You know, I was forced into porn, okay, and that was like, 20 years ago. My husband understands. No one else is gonna care.
Scooter: Oh, I'm not talkin' about Misty Circle, porno queen. I'm talkin' about Nicole Walker. Kidnapper, fugitive from justice. Yep, that's right. I know your real secret.

Sloan: You have to admit, everything Kate said made sense.
Kate: Well, I always make sense.

Leo: I'd rather keep my mouth shut and take my chances. At least that way Sonny won't know what I did.
Sloan: Are you kidding? You would rather risk prison than have your friend know you did something shady? I mean, you really have it bad for him.
Leo: What? That is ridiculous. He's not even my type. OK, enough with the side eye. It's like your eyes are bearing a hole into my psyche. Okay, fine, he's handsome, he's funny. He's kind. He's completely wonderful. He's totally my type. Oh my God, I'm completely crushing on him again.

Okay. You couldn't go another minute without coffee. You made some. Now what? Do I get an answer?

Philip

You killed the wrong man.

Voice on Phone

You carried a baby for your friend Nicole and then you tried to appropriate that child for yourself. Ironic, isn't it? You lied in a child custody case. So why should we believe what you are saying now?

Ted

I swear between that baby stealing bitch and your psychotic sister he didn't stand a chance. He's like cat nip to women.

Sami

There she is, the star of "How to Blackmail a Millionaire" and "The Seven-Year Bitch."

Lucas Roberts