You have to admit that my family does bring along an elevated level of crazy and potentially lethal force to the party.

EJ

Because you and Shane did such a fabulous job with your own kids.

Victor

This is really Allie's story to tell, but since you're here and at least one of her parents should know, maybe it would be easier if I told you.

Nicole

Paulina: This chocolate crossaint is so good. You know, baby, you should open up a second store.
Chanel: Mama, we need to talk.
Paulina: Biting into this reminds me of being in Paris. You're so talented.
Chanel: Mama! Forget about the damn pastry!

Marlena: Belle, Sami doesn't hate you.
Belle: Oh yeah, she's such a loving and devoted sister that she sold me on the black market.

Well, mi amora, I'm back and there's nothing you can do about it. But you're in luck, really, because I intend to put the House of Dimera back in order again.

Kate

Eve: There's nothing to explain. Nicole cheated on you with Eric, left you both high and dry. No wonder you two have bad blood between -
Brady: No. There's a lot more, stuff that Eric doesn't even know. I was the reason Nicole left town.

Kate: Sami, you said it yourself. We're not pals.
Sami: Yeah, yeah no kidding. But I did think we could get through this one deal before you pulled out the shiv again.

I have a wife who's an alcoholic and a grandson. Why wouldn't I do my homework?

Victor

Chloe: You need to straighten this out with Mom. She's convinced you're cheating.
Craig: I would never sleep with another woman.
Chloe: I know, but Mom is convinced you're cheating on her. You're not, are you?
Craig: You know your mother. When she gets something in her head no one can talk her out of it.
[Nancy shows up]
Nancy: So it's all in my head, is it? You know, every man who is cheating says he's going on a business trip or that he is working late. Thanks for turning our beautiful marriage into a cliche.

Victor: You know, he's in this grave because Nicole killed him. She tried to kill me. Maybe now that she's gone, you'll live longer.
Brady: Maybe.
Victor: Or not. All the animosity between me and my brother was because of a woman. You could've killed Eric today, followed in my footsteps. You always said you didn't want to end up like me. I'm starting to think you've changed your mind.

Ciara: I was so focused on Ben that I wasn't there for Mom these past months.
Shawn: She wasn't exactly the most pleasant person to be around.