What would Lucy and Ethel do?

Leo

Stefan: You think we should drag my mother back here to shoot my sister and make her turn over her shares?
Gabi: It worked once before, so why not?

Abe: Would you like to go to dinner with me at the Bistro?
Paulina: Isn't it a little early?
Abe: It is, but I read about an early bird special.
Paulina: Early bird specials? Aren't those for old married couples?
Abe: Well, we are married.
Paulina: But we're not old.

Xander: You are my lawyer, aren't you?
Sloan: As long as the check doesn't bounce.

You really are Victor's son. First you stab me in the back, and then you want to own me.

Brady

Do you think that just because I found out I'm Victor's son and inherited all this money, I'm Scrooge McDuck swimming in a pile of gold coins? I'm still the same person. I'm still me.

Alex

Maggie: I know the saying about Greeks bearing gifts.
Konstatin: This is no Trojan Horse, I promise you.

Belle: So, are you two back together?
Philip: No. Chloe and I are just friends.
Belle: Friends who are moving to a new city together?

Kate: You're not leaving town, are you?
Rex: Actually, I am. I'm going back to Chicago.
Kate: It's bad enough that Philip is going to New York with Chloe.
Rex: What? You're telling me that Philip is living his own life? How dare he!

Philip: Seriously, Mom? You're going to walk past and pretend you don't even see your own son?
Kate: I would hope my son would have enough sense not to get ensnared in Chloe Lane's web again.

I can't worry about giving oxygen to our marriage when I can't breathe.

Shawn

Sarah: I did what I thought was best for my daughter.
Kate: And I am going to do what I have to, to protect my son. You'd better not hurt Rex or you will answer to me.