(to Clyde) Why don't you save your hayseed hack for the suckers that buy it.

Victor

I am not obsessing. I simply asked for a person's name and I got 20 minutes of Dr. Phil.

Nicole

She is a, what's the technical term? Whack job.

Brady

Theresa: Brady looked at me like he hated me.
Anne: He does hate you but not because you were mean to the new nurse but because you bashed his father's head in with a fireplace poker and let Brady think he did it.
Theresa: Oh my God are we ever going to move on from that!

Go to the gym. Beat up on a heavy bag but not yourself.

Serena

You've been screwed to the wall twice by some world class bitches and you think you're just suppose to forgive and forget like Francis of Assisi or something.

Serena

Marlena: Why do you care who Eric is with? Whether it's a friend or somebody who's more than a friend because the two of you are done.
Nicole: Well thank you for the reminder, only next time can you try to keep the glee out of your voice.

The issue Melanie, the issue is that you can't go all American ninja warrior on people in that hospital.

Brady

Theresa: I swear to god, if I have to see Melanie Jonas here on a regular basis I'll stop working here. I will.
Anne: How will I know the difference?

Kate: Seriously though, you should be careful. He's out to crucify you, he's not going to let up.
Chad: Well he better or your ex-boy toy is going to find out that he's taken on the wrong guy.

Look, the last time either one of us was on a blind date it was like in a different century.

Kayla

You know you're not the first guy to let Kate Roberts ruin his life. Hell, you're not even the first guy in this room.

Victor

Days of Our Lives Quotes

You and Will may patch things up which might be a euphemism for postponing the inevitable. A nice word for salvaging something that's never going to work. Sometimes, and it's not fun, we have to cut our losses and move on.

Victor

We all know who the real arbiters of justice are; that job is reserved for family.

Victor