Whether you loved him or hated him, you had to admit, there was only, and ever will be, one Victor Kiriakis.

Kate

Gabi: You and your mom were talking about a secret she wanted to keep, something about a lot of money?
Rachel: I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
Gabi: Well, I'm not anyone, sweetie. You and I are family.
Rachel: We are?
Gabi: Yeah, I just married your uncle Stefan. I have the pictures to prove it, 'member?
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Gabi: So that technically makes me your Aunt Gabs. You know, family can share anything with each other.
Rachel: I don't think that's true.
Gabi: What do you mean? Why not?
Rachel: Because Gwen is my cousin Dimitri's wife, and she definitely can't know.

Paulina: Ready to go, Abraham?
Steve: Paulina.
Paulina: Hmm?
Steve: Abe's having second thoughts about this.
Paulina: Oh. Abraham, are you all -
Abe: I am not having second thoughts. Please allow me to speak for myself.

Chloe: Xander is not a creep!
Brady: No, you're right. He's a man of integrity and extreme character. But he's also a guy who left you in the clutches of a dangerous drug lord.

Trask: To answer your completely inappropriate question from before, no, I'm not going to let Li off the hook just because he shares my love of Scandinavian crime dramas. Believe me, there's no conflict of interest.
Stefan: Great. Then let's discuss how you're going to put that psychopath behind bars.

Li: Honestly, Gabi, the last thing I want to do is interfere with your happiness.
Gabi: Yeah? Well the only way I'll know for sure that you won't try is when you wake up every morning to the sound of a nightstick rattling across the bars of your lonely little cell.
Li: I can assure you that isn't going to happen.
Gabi: Oh yeah? Why is that? Is it cause you're screwing the DA?

Abe: Paulina, I told you I cannot live with you right now. I'm sorry, but I wouldn't make a very good husband.
Paulina: But you would make a good mayor.

Johnny: Allie's new boyfriend is a tool. An ugly tool.
Chanel: I saw photos of him. I know he's handsome.
Johnny: He couldn't hold a candle to you, Chanel. Nobody can. Allie was stupid to let you go.

We don't need to avoid the pregnant elephant in the room. I know everything.

Maggie

Rex: If we're married, I'll be the baby's legal father and my name will be on the birth certificate.
Sarah: A DNA test would say otherwise.
Rex: I doubt any court's going to award parental rights to a convicted felon like Xander.

Chloe: I appreciate your concern. I really do. But I'm a grown-ass woman and I can decide for myself who I want to be with.
Belle: I understand. But if Xander steps one toe out of line -
Chloe: You'll say I told you so?
Belle: No. I'll help you kick his ass from here all the way to Scotland.

Leo: Don't be ridiculous. I would never sleep with my best friend's fiancee.
Tripp: But you said -
Leo: It was wishful thinking. I've always had a secret crush on Dimitri, and in my mind, he sort of became my boyfriend. Like in college, how Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Ryan Phillpe were my boyfriends. Surely you've had someone like that, I mean a gorgeous actress that you wish you fantasized about day and night?
Tripp: Emma Watson.
Leo: Ah, yes, excellent choice!
Tripp: Big Harry Potter fan before the whole controversy.