Joanna: She reminds me of Vivian.
Sofia: She's nothing like Vivian. Vivian was a drug addicted, narcissistic, black hole of need.

Do you have any idea what the street value of Sofia's medicine cabinet is?

Joanna

Hey Eddie, next time you're lying awake wondering why no one likes you flashback to this moment.

Julian

You think I don't know exactly what my husband is? He and I were made for each other, you dumb bitch.

Sofia

Maybe you should tell TMZ about your Venereal Warts Quinn.

Mia

Robert: Where's Julian?
Edward: Probably helping a stripper work out her Daddy issues. I'd go find him, but I'm gonna need some singles.

Look at these people, give me a microscope and a drop of blood and I'll prove there's an a-hole gene.

Editor

I am a doctor. I have a diploma and everything.

Julian

Joanna: Wow.
Julian: I know I'm unbearably excellent

People tend to die when they trust your family.

Ben

Nothing says you're ready for marriage like dancing with your Dad.

Mia

Mia: It's unbelievable. Do I have a chip or something?
Joanna: Listen, your parents don't know where you are yet.
Mia: You mean my grandparents?

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Deception Quotes

Do you have any idea what the street value of Sofia's medicine cabinet is?

Joanna

Joanna: She reminds me of Vivian.
Sofia: She's nothing like Vivian. Vivian was a drug addicted, narcissistic, black hole of need.

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