Desperate Housewives "A Weekend in the Country" Quotes
Lynette: God, I hate my life
Gaby: I know, I wouldn't trade with you for anything
• Rating: Unrated
Ian: Well you know my number, it's only fair. Is it more than three?
Susan: Nine
Ian: Please tell me you're answering in German...
Susan: Nine lovers is not a lot! Nine lovers does not make me a slut!
Ian: Why are you getting upset?
Susan: Because it was really 11 and I knocked off two and you're still judging me!
Ian: I'm not judging you it's just... Did you work in the recording industry?
• Rating: Unrated
Lynette My favorite game is counting all the things I'm dying to say to you, but I don't...like...pipe down you annoying nutjob. I'd never say that.
• Rating: Unrated
Nora: But it's not your life. You're life's perfect..
Lynette: Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?
Nora: It's just...You have it all! You have the kids, you have the career. You have the husband. You're super mom
Lynette: And you think that's easy? Okay I have a good life yes, yes I am very lucky, but I work 12 hours a day and then I come home to what seems like 33 children and a husband who refuses to get a job. Believe me there's not a super-mom out there who wouldn't trade in her cape for a chance to read a book and get a massage from a man that has the decency to leave when it's over!
• Rating: Unrated
John: Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: God! That's the first time I think you ever called me by my first name.
• Rating: Unrated
(On the airport after Bree saw a report on TV about homeless teenagers)
Orson: Bree, what's the matter?
Bree: A reporter just did a story on homeless teens, and my son was one of them.
Orson: Oh, my God. Well, we'll call child welfare the minute we get to the resort.
Bree: Orson, you can't imagine that we're still going!
Orson: Darling, the tickets are nonrefundable.
Bree: My son is eating out of dumpsters!
Orson: Yes, but think how much better you'll be able to deal with this crisis after a nice, relaxing...
Bree: Orson! My child is in trouble. Don't make me choose between the two of you, because believe me, you will lose.
• Rating: Unrated
Bree: Some reporter. All she could tell me was what neighborhood they found him in. They don't have any contact information, no phone number, no address.
Orson: If he had an address, he would not be homeless.
• Rating: Unrated
Ian: Well, there are... There are two bedrooms. One is mine... And there's a guest room.
Susan: A guest room. That, well, that's handy.
Ian: Yeah. Uh, unless, of course, you'd like to sleep in my room...
In which case, I would take the guest room.
Susan: Oh! I... uh, no, no! I should take the guest room because I am the guest.
• Rating: Unrated
Nora: You think I'm crazy.
Lynette: No! You're colorful... Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(Bree and Orson are leaving to go find Andrew. Orson has only just found out Bree left him on the side of the road)
Danielle: You know, Andrew is not the only one having a rough year. I'm the one whose boyfriend got shot right in front of her.
(Orson looks at Bree stunned)
Bree: (to Orson) We'll... talk in the car.
• Rating: Unrated
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