Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives "Could I Leave You?" Quotes

Susan: I don't even know a Mike...
Dr Ron: Everyone knows a Mike!
Susan: Yes you're right...everyone does know a Mike...
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Susan: I need you to ditch Edie tomorrow night and have dinner with Dr. Ron and me....
Karl: Now why would I do that?
Susan: Well for starters because you banged your secretary and you owe me for the rest of your life...!
Karl: I'll bring the wine...
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Karl: So how did you get out of that one?
Susan: Well I lied and told him I didn't know a Mike
Karl: Everyone knows a Mike...
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Dr Ron: You committed insurance fraud??
Susan: Only in the legal sense....
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Gabrielle: I've read the Constitution, and it does not protect ugly people!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlos: I want a child. Any child!
Gabrielle: Fine, just know that in a couple of days when that thing is born, you're gonna have to snuggle up with something with THAT face on it don't come crying to me.
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Peter: Anyway, here's my card and if you ever do have a problem and feel like talking give a call, ok?
Bree: I know you think I'm kidding myself but I'm not! I'm nothing like you people! I just don't have a compulsive personality.
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Gabrielle: If I wanna catch flies all I have to do is call one of these girls. Trust me, the flies would follow.
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Carlos: He is gonna dump us as clients if you don't stop being so damn picky!
Gabrielle: We're gonna have to stare at this face for the next 18 years. I don't think now is the time to skimp on quality!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: (about Karl and Susan) Did he just call her "baby"?
Gabrielle: Yeah, when did THEY stop hating each other?!
 • Rating: Unrated

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