Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives "How About a Friendly Shrink?" Quotes

Ana: I know it's risky, but I'm really passionate about this. And I think that the best way to be successful in life is to do what you're passionate about. That's why I keep telling Danny to pursue his poetry.
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Danny: This is why I don't tell her stuff.
Angie: Okay. I'm sorry. I was just trying to make a joke. Let's get back to dinner, huh?
Danny: Oh no, I'm good. Carbs. Mnh-mnh.
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Susan: Oh, no! He's heading towards the toaster with a fork!
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Lynette: This morning you walked in and sat on the toilet while I shaved my legs. We have no boundaries.
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Bree: Orson! How are corn nuts urgent?
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Gabrielle: My kids are my calling card. They're what I have to show for myself. I don't have a career, Susan. My kids are my job. And whatever happens, if they succeed or they don't succeed, it's because of how I raised them.
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Mrs. McCluskey: Take it from the reigning odd duck on the lane, nobody cares about that silly stuff.
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Katherine: Now I can see what I've done to my life and how I've ruined it.
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Katherine: I certainly have a firmer grasp on reality now. I can see things for the first time in a long while, very clearly
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