Life is brutally simple. Life is getting what you want and protecting who you love. And everything else is weakness.

Ben

Bree: Is this actually happening? Gaby Solis is asking us for sex tips?
Gaby: I know. It's the apocalypse.

Old people are adorable. I love their little raisin faces and those tennis balls they put on their walkers.

Renee

What am I, a cat? I'm allowed to be out past ten.

Mrs. McCluskey

Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 2 Quotes

What am I, a cat? I'm allowed to be out past ten.

Mrs. McCluskey

Old people are adorable. I love their little raisin faces and those tennis balls they put on their walkers.

Renee