Desperate Housewives "Sweetheart, I Have to Confess" Quotes
Lynette: I'm a bitch.. with a capital C.
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Gabrielle: Can I tell you guys something? Something I can only tell you guys?
Susan: Oh god, here she goes again! What grade is he in?
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(After kicking Nora's front door down)
Lynette: Ding dong!
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(As the cab pulls up)
Lynette: Look Susan, God called you a cab...
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Tom: You said you'd support me.
Lynette: My mistake. I assumed you'd have a dream worth supporting.
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(Gabrielle, Lynette and Susan are drinking.)
Gabrielle: I'm just gonna say it. Tequila... makes me happy!
(Elderly couple walks by)
Gabrielle: Yeah, were drinking on the porch! You got a problem with that?
Lynette: I know them, they live on Cypress. They've just celebrated their 53rd wedding anniversary.
Susan: Show-offs!
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Susan: Ah! That's nice! So, where were we?
Lynette: You were trying to figure out how to kill Edie without doing time.
Susan: Oh, I wish Paul Young was still around. He'd know what to do.
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Mike: Edie, what were we like together, before the accident?
Edie: What do you mean?
Mike: You know, were we close?
Edie: Honestly? We lived about fifteen feet from each other, and you barely knew that I existed.
Mike: Seriously?
Edie: Mm-hmm. It's true. I mean, you weren't rude or anything. We'd wave or exchange hellos as we went to get our mail, but you never really looked at me. Not really. I, I was just another neighbor to you.
Mike: But if we weren't friends, then why are you here every day helping me?
Edie: Because from the first moment I laid eyes on you, I sort of fell in love with you.
Mike: Oh.
Edie: Yeah. And I'm not telling you this because I expect anything, so you can just relax, OK?
Mike: OK.
Edie: But when you do come back home, and we do run into each other when we're getting our mail, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just look at me. That's all.
Mike: I'm looking at you now.
(He pulls her toward him and they begin to kiss.)
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Susan: (drunk) Oh my god! I just thought of something. I'm never gonna celebrate a 53rd wedding anniversary. I'd have to live into my nineties. Oh My God! I'm gonna die!
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Mary Alice: There is a place in St. Timothy's church
where sinners go to confess their sins. And once they're done,they expect absolution. But the truth is, not all confessions are worthy of such forgiveness. Most who unveil hidden agendas deserve the condemnation they receive. Most who disclose vengeful motives merit the punishment that follows. Only the truly repentant have any right
at all to expect a second chance... Which is why it's best to think twice before you confess... Especially if you don't know what it is you're confessing to.
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Total Quotes: 13
