The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal. But, there are times when that loyalty is put to the test by the desire to help a stricken friend, by the need to protect a long buried secret, by the movement of two lives in opposite directions. And sometimes just as one test of loyalty ends, another begins.

Mary Alice

You know what they say - Ugly plus money equals handsome!


Bob: Just don't talk politics, and don't push Warren Buffett in the pool.
Lee: I didn't push him. He got between me and the margarita bar.

Mrs. McCluskey: You should go over and talk to Paul. I'll watch M.J.
Susan: Oh, I can't do that. He might be in the middle of something.
Mrs. McCluskey: Or he might be hanging from the showerhead. Do me a favor and check because if he's dead in there, I live downwind.

Mrs. McCluskey: So, post-transplant sex, huh? If it's as good as my post-cancer sex, you're in for a treat.
Susan: Fingers crossed.

The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal. They love their country. They root for the home team. They support their favorite brand, but the fiercest loyalty on Wisteria Lane is between friends.

Mary Alice
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