Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 3: "Truly Content" Quotes
Trust me, Cheech, this is oregano. The only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna.Carlos
If this ends badly, I will never forgive you. I mean it, Gabrielleâ€”we're done!Carlos
Nobody steals a man out of my bed. But you know what? I've been looking for a new hobby, and taking you down is as good as any.Renee
Do you think I should play the I-hate-going-into-a-dark-house-alone card? Or the more blatant I'm-not-wearing-underwear? Because I'm not.Renee
Clearly everyone hooked up early so they could be home in time for Nightline.Renee
I've never seen so many sweater setsâ€”are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s?Renee
Bree: Hey there, I'm ready to party!
Renee: Because you look like you're ready to tour the Reagan Library!
Bree: He's got a girlfriend.
Renee: If I don't see her, she doesn't exist.
The only reason I didn't smoke in college was because I signed the abstinence pledge of my Dungeons and Dragons club.Tom
Tom: I'm taking the necessary precautions.
Lynette: The necessary precautions being your own weight in cheese doodles?