We just need to do this in the most efficient manner possible. Find the grave, dig up the body, wrap it in a tarp, weigh it down with some bricks, and toss it into the lake. I have all of the supplies in my trunk, along with clean towels, hand sanitizers, and breathing masks... in case the stench is overwhelming.


Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.


This one kept knocking me up so I won't get to be nostalgic until I'm 90.


Paranoia reminds you that no place is truly safe.

Mary Alice
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