Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8 Episode 19: "With So Little to Be Sure Of"

Lynette: You tidied up the dead guy?
Bree: I felt it was respectful at the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: She also has the right to remain horny.


 
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 18: "Any Moment"

Andrew: Don't you just wanna eat her up?
Bree: Not before I take a picture of her!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary Alice: When we see an opportunity in life, we have to take it. Whether it's the hope of winning back the love of our life, a shot at proving our worth, or the chance to show a child the right path, but sometimes when we answer the call we have no idea what opportunity awaits us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Mom, you're fighting for him. What guy doesn't like that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gaby: Do me a favor and wait until I leave to restock the books. I can't cry again today.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: You're here. You're queer, and I'm used to it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: I'm not going to waste a plus one at my wedding unless it's serious.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 17: "Women and Death"

Mary Alice: As much as death takes from us, it also gives. It teaches us what is truly important, like giving back after a lifetime of taking, going after something we should have never let go of, or looking on to what made us who we are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Carlos: Hey babe, I'm in the middle of something.
Gaby: Obviously not shaving or putting on deodorant. You look like a terrorist.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gaby: It's like royal wedding with a hint of slut.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Susan: I don't know how to tell people what kind of man Mike was... what kind of father, husband and friend he was. I just never thought I would have to sum up his life before he was done living it.

 
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 16: "You Take for Granted"

Mary Alice: We all take the gift of life for granted, if only we could slow things down because before you knew it, the gift is gone.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mrs. McCluskey: What are you doing? That's my suicide pie!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Bree: No, I can't kill you today. I have Pilates.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 15: "She Needs Me"

Carlos: When I got home from prison, all you left me was a post it that said: Take out the trash, ex-con.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: Come in! And don't be an axe murderer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: A loan shark and a Jehovah witness? Not a combo you see often.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 14: "Get Out of My Life"

Lynette: My son eats waffsicles!
 • Rating: Unrated

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