Mrs. McCluskey: Gaby, those kids of yours are turning into serial killers before our very eyes.
Gaby: Okay, I'm not going to argue with you because you're sick and totally correct.

Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse.

Bree

Killers don't wear aprons.

Susan

I'm always getting my Mexicans confused, which I'm allowed to do because I'm Mexican.

Gaby

It isn't easy giving up power admitting that we might need help from friends and neighbors, deciding that a loved one might know what's best for us, giving up our better judgment for a slightly darker agenda, but for some the hardest kind of power to give up is the power to control their own desires.

Mary Alice

Your ex kept secrets to hurt you. I'm keeping a secret to protect you.

Ben

Lynette: Huh. That's weird.
Tom: What?
Lynette: I have an "Isn't that Ironic?" app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.

My husband's an alcoholic so I can only drink at work.

Gaby

In life we all make plans, but sometimes they don't turn out the way we expected. By trying to help out, we may damage a relationship. By attempting to reach out, we may push someone further away. By digging into the past, we may enrich our present.

Mary Alice
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