Desperate Housewives Quotes
It was lovely having sex with you. Have a wonderful day.
Bree
If it's a three-way, that's how I met my ex-husband.
Renee
Good friends are the ones who tell us the truth about ourselves... even when the truth might be something we're reluctant to admit - that we still have a great deal to learn, that we sometimes need to ask for help, that we maybe overlooking a golden opportunity. Yes, hearing the truth can often set us on a different path, but we never know where that path might take us or who might be watching.
Mary Alice
Have you ever taken the bus at 1 o'clock in the morning, Renee? It makes you stop believing in God.
Bree
The Bronte sisters? Geez, even your boob jokes are repressed.
Renee
 
Bree: I don't like your accusatory tone.
Gaby: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.
It's a cop funeral. What do you expect... clowns?
Gaby
You think I killed someone? It's not like potato chips.
Carlos
I'd rather see you in a straightjacket than in a coffin.
Renee
Mary Alice: Keeping secrets is a lonely business. That's why we all search for someone to confide in: an ally who will understand, an advisor who we can trust, a friend who will never judge.
There comes a time when we must expose our weaknesses. When our secrets can no longer remain private, when our solitude can no longer be denied, when our pain can no longer be ignored, but sometimes we feel so alone that a weaknesses we thought we'd overcome suddenly becomes too long to fight.
Mary Alice
It's like a book. Meet Dick and Jane. See Jane kill Dick. See Jane bury Dick. Run, Jane. Run, Jane.
Gaby
