Desperate Housewives

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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Quotes (Page 22)

Season 2 Episode 1: "Next"

Mary Alice: It was at that moment it occurred to Ida, God may work in mysterious ways, but he isn't particularly subtle.
• Rating: Unrated

Bree: Lynette, hi, it's Bree. I do hope I'm not calling too early. Hmm? Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf. I'll press it for you. Um, I have, uh, some news. Rex died.
• Rating: Unrated

Mary Alice: It had been one year since my suicide and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane. There were new flowers, new houses and new neighbors, the kind anyone would want living right next door.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Gabrielle: No, okay. That was a stretch. I'm sorry. Carlos, wait! Come back. Look, I wanna start over. We're gonna have a baby. Isn't that what you always wanted? Carlos, wait! I said I was sorry and I love you! What more do you want?"
Carlos: I want a paternity test.
• Rating: Unrated

John: So what, you don't love me?
Gabrielle: Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, I was quite fond of you. Since then, not a fan!
• Rating: Unrated

Lynette: (to Parker) I love you, I love your finger painting, but if you touch me with those messy hands, I will cut them off.
• Rating: Unrated

Gabrielle: So you're just not gonna talk to me, is that it? Fine. I don't need to talk. Okay. Yes, I had a little affair. It wasn't the best thing to do, and I'm not proud of it. But it's not the worst thing that could have happened. Nobody died. Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos. Okay, it takes two people. How many times did you go off on your little business trips and leave me alone? See, so technically, you cheated, too. It's just your mistress was your work.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0