I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.


No one judges the woman from the loony bin when there's a stripper next door.


The next time you're giving it to your husband, could you draw the drapes?


We'd hoped that it'd be another year before we had the parent-son conversation where we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex, but...


The next you take a shower, think you could close your blinds? I have a 16-year old son and he has friends.


She can't bring any more crazy to this street than I did.


Susan: I'm just trying to help her get back on her feet.
Gabrielle: That should be a nice change for her.

Our husbands are in there pulling together their dollar bills, what else do we need to know?


Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy!

Juanita: I don't want to take a bath!
Gabrielle: Sorry, you need to return the dirt to the earth.

Susan: Moby Dick?
Robin: It's not what you think. It's about a whale.

Orson Hodge was smiling again. And Bree would soon learn the reason why. You see, her husband... had decided to kill himself.

Mary Alice