Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 6 Episode 13: "How About a Friendly Shrink?"

Ana: I know it's risky, but I'm really passionate about this. And I think that the best way to be successful in life is to do what you're passionate about. That's why I keep telling Danny to pursue his poetry.
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Danny: This is why I don't tell her stuff.
Angie: Okay. I'm sorry. I was just trying to make a joke. Let's get back to dinner, huh?
Danny: Oh no, I'm good. Carbs. Mnh-mnh.
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Susan: Oh, no! He's heading towards the toaster with a fork!
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Lynette: This morning you walked in and sat on the toilet while I shaved my legs. We have no boundaries.
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Bree: Orson! How are corn nuts urgent?
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Gabrielle: My kids are my calling card. They're what I have to show for myself. I don't have a career, Susan. My kids are my job. And whatever happens, if they succeed or they don't succeed, it's because of how I raised them.
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Mrs. McCluskey: Take it from the reigning odd duck on the lane, nobody cares about that silly stuff.
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Katherine: Now I can see what I've done to my life and how I've ruined it.
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Katherine: I certainly have a firmer grasp on reality now. I can see things for the first time in a long while, very clearly
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Season 6 Episode 12: "You Gotta Get a Gimmick"

Lawyer: "To my dearest Susie Q. Who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have, years of cheating, betrayals almost from the day we were married...
Susan: Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabrielle: I don't understand. How could you not know you're Mexican? We eat Mexican food all the time!
Juanita: We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
Carlos: No, that just means your mother hates to cook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: You fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
Gabrielle: Honey, Carlos has been so many different men, I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: You want to talk about this? Fine! We lost a kid. We'll never meet him. We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one, always wondering why there aren't two. How can saying this out loud be helpful?
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Orson: I could forgive you if you betrayed me with anyone even remotely admirable, but you chose the most contemptible man I have ever known. No, Bree, I do not need you.
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Bree: I had an affair.
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Juanita: We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
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Gabrielle: We really wanna join you and help with that diversity thing.
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Gabrielle: I know I'm biased, but I think she's a budding genius.
Juanita: I'm Mexican?
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Season 6 Episode 11: "If..."

Karl: You're supposed to be catering a wedding.
Bree: Yes, clearly this is my fault. (the woman raises up) Courtney?
Courtney: I'm so sorry, Bree.
Bree: Really, Karl, my yoga instructor?
Courtney: No charge for next month, okay?
Bree: Like I'm keeping you! Get the hell out of my house.
Karl: She... she's going.
Bree: I'm not talking to her!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: If we are gonna put this behind us, I need to know about everyone that you've seen since we were married.
Karl: Everyone? I don't think this is a good idea.
Susan: Karl, I don't want to be wondering, when we go to a party or a restaurant, "did he sleep with her? Her? Her?"
Karl: Okay. Well, you found out about Brandy.
Susan: Yes. It was nice to put the panties with a face.
 • Rating: Unrated

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