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I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.

Katherine

No one judges the woman from the loony bin when there's a stripper next door.

Robin

The next time you're giving it to your husband, could you draw the drapes?

Robin

We'd hoped that it'd be another year before we had the parent-son conversation where we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex, but...

Lynette

The next you take a shower, think you could close your blinds? I have a 16-year old son and he has friends.

Lynette

She can't bring any more crazy to this street than I did.

Katherine

Susan: I'm just trying to help her get back on her feet.
Gabrielle: That should be a nice change for her.

Our husbands are in there pulling together their dollar bills, what else do we need to know?

Gabrielle

Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy!

Juanita: I don't want to take a bath!
Gabrielle: Sorry, you need to return the dirt to the earth.

Susan: Moby Dick?
Robin: It's not what you think. It's about a whale.

Orson Hodge was smiling again. And Bree would soon learn the reason why. You see, her husband... had decided to kill himself.

Mary Alice
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