Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 6 Episode 10: "Boom Crunch"

Lee: Shouldn't you be out stealing the last can of Who hash?
Mrs. McCluskey: Wanna see me go all "Grinch" on your ass?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Daphne: Hey, wait up, I wanna go with you.
Jeff: Can't I have one moment of peace?
Daphne: Our therapist said we need to do more stuff together.
Jeff: I know, that's why I don't go to the therapist with you.
Daphne: Oh, come on, would it kill you to spend some time with the woman you love?
Jeff: I don't know, would you be upset if I brought her?
Daphne: As long as she doesn't deflate in the plane!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynette: Gaby, please, talk to me, I feel just awful.
Gabrielle: You know why? Because you are awful. You're an awful person.
Lynette: Ok, you have every right to be mad at me.
Gabrielle: Thanks, Lynette. And you have every right to go to hell. Stop talking to me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Angie: Mona, can we talk about this? Don't do this, you are screwing with people's lives and this could blow up in your face.
Mona: 67 thousand by tomorrow, or I call the police.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: For what is worth, I am sorry it had to end this way.
Orson: Me too. These scones you made are delicious. I'll miss them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Susan: There's Katherine's room. Now, you might hear some screams for help in there, ignore them.
Bob: Is this what you meant by "I'll behave calmly and rationally"?
Susan: That was just to get you to unlock the car door.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: It'll be ok, I'm looking for a job, and in the meantime we've got enough money to live on for the next... four months.
Lynette: So we'll run out right before the babies are born.
Tom: Yes. But remember, kids never miss what they never had.
Lynette: Ah, like food, clothing, a sober mother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlos: Damn it!
Gabrielle: Whatever it is, I can explain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bob: I can't believe they wouldn't let you sing with them.
Lee: It's their group, they can do whatever they want. Whores.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: Karl, when we began this affaire, we agreed to be discreet. Do you know what discreet means? No skywriting!
 • Rating: Unrated

Susan: Oh, crap. Who's dead now?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. McCluskey: Wanna see me go all Grinch on your ass?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 9: "Would I Think of Suicide?"

Bree: Susan, I went into this with my eyes wide open. I know who Karl was and who he sometimes still is. But I believe him when he says he wants to change. And isn't that what you're supposed to do when you love someone?
Karl: Did you say... love?
Bree: I think I did.
Susan: Bree, I have to ask you one question... Are you drinking again?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 8: "The Coffee Cup"

Katherine: Not only did Susan shoot me at point blank range, she trashed me to all my friends and neighbors.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabrielle: I'm been home-schooling my daughter and it's been a living Hell, so I tried to bribe someone to get her into Catholic school.

 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 7: "Careful the Things You Say"

Gabrielle: Hey, cut her some slack. She's Romanian, okay? When your people are being chased into Argentina by angry cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important.
Carlos: Argentina? How about you stick to fractions, and I'll teach Juanita geography? Goodbye.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Lynette: She was pissed when I didn't tell her you might be pregnant. If I don't tell her about this, I'm dead.
Julie: Come on, Lynette.
Lynette: I'm serious! She already shot Katherine. Now she's got a taste for blood.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 6: "Don't Walk on the Grass"

Lynette: (holding a worldmap) There you go, Gaby. It's kinda old. It's from before the Soviet Union broke up.
Gabrielle: The Soviet Union broke up?
Tom: You sure you know what you're doing with this homeschooling thing?
Gabrielle: Oh, honey, Juanita's in first grade. She'll believe what I tell her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabrielle: Let me tell you something, Mrs. Peterson. I am pulling Juanita out of this crappy, crappy school! Come on, Carlos!
Mrs. Peterson: Crappy, huh? What a shame Juanita won't be here to blurt that out during the Pledge of Allegiance!
Gabrielle: Oh, yeah? Well, here's a blurt for ya: (@!#$%^&*!?) ... and the horse you rode in on!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 5: "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid"

Laura: You're pretty cavalier considering your carelessness almost killed my daughter.
Gabrielle: I gotta say, Laura, you're kind of a wet blanket since you quit smoking. Why don't you try a pipe?
 • Rating: Unrated

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