Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 7 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 7 Episode 10: "Down the Block There's a Riot"

Paul: Hey, those are your friends out there Lynette. The solid citizens of Fairview. Tell me again why you think they're better than a bunch of ex-cons.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mayor [to Paul]: I must say, I don't know how you got your neighbors to agree to a halfway house on their street. But they must think a lot of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: It's six o'clock. How long have you been kneeling there?
Keith: I don't know, but after you answer this, I'm gonna need you to help me up.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 9: "Pleasant Little Kingdom"

Renee: And that is how you get out of paying for a taxi!
Susan: Well, we weren't in a taxi - we were in my car. But now I know why you showed me your boobs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: Tom's packing! We're talking big—circus big! So big that he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone! If it falls in the forest, believe me: It makes a sound. The Washington Monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan [to Lynette]: How come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 8: "Sorry Grateful"

Renee: People used to say I'm a beautiful woman, now they say I'm a beautiful woman for my age.
 • Rating: Unrated

Keith's mother: I promise to be on my best behavior.
Bree: I know you will. Because, as Keith told you, I have guns.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 7: "A Humiliating Business"

Gaby [on Carlos]: He's not going to give up these chimichangas, for a plate of frank and beans.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gaby [to Lee]: Use the back door.
Lee: I always do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. McCluskey: Just for the record, I love football. The Stooges are damn funny. And I've never asked a man to stop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the kitchen to ask if I can stand in their walk-in freezer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: I must say, for a virgin you were surprisingly open-minded.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mary Alice: Humiliation - it's not always something we can avoid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 6: "Excited and Scared"

Bree: Do you wanna talk about my perfect lawn? Nine years ago, my son found me face down drunk on it. It's true! He had to turn the sprinklers on to wake me up. Did you not know you're dating the biggest lush in Fairview?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gaby [to Juanita]: You're either going as a dog or a little Mexican girl. And in this neighborhood, we both know which one's getting more candy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: I'll come if I can bring Keith.
Renee: I guess one child would be okay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 5: "Let Me Entertain You"

Renee: I feel like you get me, Gaby. And you know why? Because we're both extremely beautiful.
Gaby: God bless you for having the courage to say that.
Renee: Only someone who looks like us can understand what a burden it can be.
Gaby: Actually, it's pretty awesome!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: I haven't touched a carb since 1985, but thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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