Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?Evelyn
This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.Evelyn
I'm not going to hold you. I'm wearing silk and you are moist.Evelyn
Genevieve: When I looked in the mirror today, I found a new wrinkle.
Zoila: Really... just the one?
Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.Evelyn
Oh, the things I've seen today. I'm going to have to go to confession twice this week.Rosie
"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."Evelyn
Valentina: Would you say you ended up with the love of your life?
Valentina: Then, let me end up with mine.
It's ironic. My life sucks, but my vacuum doesn't.Evelyn
Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.
I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.Genevieve
"We have a saying here in Beverly Hills. To steal another one's husband is rude. To steal her maid is unforgivable."â€ƒEvelyn