Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?Evelyn
Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.Evelyn
I'm not going to hold you. I'm wearing silk and you are moist.Evelyn
Genevieve: When I looked in the mirror today, I found a new wrinkle.
Zoila: Really... just the one?
I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.Genevieve
Oh, the things I've seen today. I'm going to have to go to confession twice this week.Rosie
This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.Evelyn
Valentina: Would you say you ended up with the love of your life?
Valentina: Then, let me end up with mine.
"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."Evelyn
It's ironic. My life sucks, but my vacuum doesn't.Evelyn
Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.
"We have a saying here in Beverly Hills. To steal another one's husband is rude. To steal her maid is unforgivable."â€ƒEvelyn