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Devious-maids

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.

Evelyn

"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."

Evelyn

I'm not going to hold you. I'm wearing silk and you are moist.

Evelyn

Genevieve: When I looked in the mirror today, I found a new wrinkle.
Zoila: Really... just the one?

This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.

Evelyn

Oh, the things I've seen today. I'm going to have to go to confession twice this week.

Rosie

I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.

Genevieve

Valentina: Would you say you ended up with the love of your life?
Zoila: Absolutely.
Valentina: Then, let me end up with mine.

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