Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?
Evelyn
Genevieve: When I looked in the mirror today, I found a new wrinkle.
Zoila: Really... just the one?
I'm not going to hold you. I'm wearing silk and you are moist.
Evelyn
Everything’s better with a luncheon.
Genevieve
Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.
Evelyn
Oh, the things I've seen today. I'm going to have to go to confession twice this week.
Rosie
This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.
Evelyn
Valentina: Would you say you ended up with the love of your life?
Zoila: Absolutely.
Valentina: Then, let me end up with mine.
"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."
Evelyn
It's ironic. My life sucks, but my vacuum doesn't.
Evelyn
"We have a saying here in Beverly Hills. To steal another one's husband is rude. To steal her maid is unforgivable." 
Evelyn
I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.
Genevieve