Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
When I'm in Alexander McQueen, he gets the bottle.
Peri
Spence: Aren't you going to kiss your son goodbye?
Peri: I'm already in character and she doesn't have kids.
People to choose to be poor anyway. There's no overhead.
Genevieve
The woman cleans tile grout for a living. If you can't shield this secret from her, you're not the brilliant degenerate I married.
Evelyn
I want to understand why I'm such a raging bitch.
Peri
Okay, you can be my boyfriend. Don't get excited. It's annoying.
Carmen
How can I be terrified of conflict? I'm married to you.
Spence
Is there a nice way to tell your boss he's deformed?
Carmen
I can't afford a scandal right now. I'm in negotiations with Paramount.
Peri
Are you sure you're gay because I could jump your bones right now?
Carmen
 
Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.
You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.
Carmen
