Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
I want to understand why I'm such a raging bitch.
Peri
Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.
Are you sure you're gay because I could jump your bones right now?
Carmen
 
The woman cleans tile grout for a living. If you can't shield this secret from her, you're not the brilliant degenerate I married.
Evelyn
I can't afford a scandal right now. I'm in negotiations with Paramount.
Peri
Is there a nice way to tell your boss he's deformed?
Carmen
People to choose to be poor anyway. There's no overhead.
Genevieve
Zoila: I thought you were morning.
Genevieve: I am, but the US economy needs me. I can’t be selfish.
Evelyn: So, what do you think?
Adrian: She’s hideous.
Evelyn: She certainly is.
You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?
Adrian
Love can't seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?
Evelyn
You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.
Marisol
