Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
Adrian: You're the only person who could match me blow for blow.
Evelyn: Well I'm sorry Adrian. But from now on you'll just have to blow yourself.
On the bright side, I guess he really would do anything to be with you.
Genevieve
Perhaps she can have a little doggy bag in the car.
Genevieve
Before you say anything, that massage therapist placed my hand there himself.
Evelyn
The black one. The gold one makes you look like a pimp.
Carmen
Number 32 is perfect! Put laxatives in her coffee.
Carmen
That's just her natural expression. Evelyn has resting murder face.
Adrian
You have a fine home, its cozy. Has it always been teal?
Evelyn
My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.
Evelyn
Now you're just saying words.
Zoila
I may be 50 but I am very, very handsome.
Spencer
I've got a big mouth, you should have known better.
Carmen