I always like it when I don't have the worst idea.

Marisol

You see my husband, a horse's ass named Adrian.

Evelyn

Is that how your mother does it?

Zoila

I've always been a lush and you know it.

Evelyn

He's absolute adorable and so what if he's gay.

Genevieve

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol's, those are just ugly.

Carmen

Well we didn't have a choice when I broke up with my mother.

Kyle

Instead she comes back triumphant, with a black man between her legs.

Adrian

Spence Westmore, will you marry me again?

Rosie

Book Club is only an excuse for us to day drink.

Genevieve

Fiona: I expect you come running when I call.
Zoila: Like a dog?

Well no one is more unknown than you.

Zoila

Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn