Dani: I thought you would be jealous.
Carmen: I am, but I'm also happy for you.

My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.

Genevieve

The police are idiots, they always screw up.

Carmen

We're maids and we're not messing around.

Carmen

It's been over for twenty years.

Peter

Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn