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Devious-maids

Is there a nice way to tell your boss he's deformed?

Carmen

I can't afford a scandal right now. I'm in negotiations with Paramount.

Peri

Are you sure you're gay because I could jump your bones right now?
 

Carmen

Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.

You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.

Carmen

Evelyn: I'm thrilled that you are getting back together with Philippe.
Genevieve: Is he your favorite of all of my husbands?
Evelyn: He's definitely in the top three.

I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.

Genevieve

Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn
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