Devious Maids

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I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.

Genevieve

Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.

It'll be my fourth wedding in this church. If the minister recognizes me, I'm toast.

Genevieve

Oh my God. He left last night. He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo. It sounds like the worst vacation ever.

Genevieve

If he wanted to help poor people, why didn't he just go to Burbank?

Genevieve

Are you sure you don't want to get married in Beverley Hills? It would affect the quality of gifts we receive.

Genevieve

You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.

Marisol

Love can't seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?

Evelyn

You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?

Adrian

Evelyn: So, what do you think?
Adrian: She’s hideous.
Evelyn: She certainly is.

Zoila: I thought you were morning.
Genevieve: I am, but the US economy needs me. I can’t be selfish.

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn
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Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn