I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.

Genevieve

Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.

It'll be my fourth wedding in this church. If the minister recognizes me, I'm toast.

Genevieve

Oh my God. He left last night. He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo. It sounds like the worst vacation ever.

Genevieve

If he wanted to help poor people, why didn't he just go to Burbank?

Genevieve

Are you sure you don't want to get married in Beverley Hills? It would affect the quality of gifts we receive.

Genevieve

I'm not going to hold you. I'm wearing silk and you are moist.

Evelyn

Valentina: Would you say you ended up with the love of your life?
Zoila: Absolutely.
Valentina: Then, let me end up with mine.

You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?

Adrian

Evelyn: So, what do you think?
Adrian: She’s hideous.
Evelyn: She certainly is.

"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."

Evelyn

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn