Popular Devious Maids Quotes
Adrian: Oh yes, I’m very skeevy.
Genevieve: Well, it was a long time ago. I’m willing to forgive you.
Adrian: That seems misguided.
Where’s his cage? The thing you keep children in so they can’t get away.
Carmen
You call him Carmen. I call him Diablo.
Carmen
Don’t go Catholic on me because I will call the Pope and tell him about Javier.
Valentina
I don’t want to die, not while I still look this good.
Genevieve
I let you get away from me once. I can’t let that happen again.
Spence
Zoila: Marriage is exciting, isn’t it?
Marisol: Now, if you’ll both excuse me, I have to go turn my husband into the police.
Adrian: I keep wondering how in God’s name we manage to outlast so many other couples. I think it’s our sense of humor.
Evelyn: Oh, I was going to credit our high tolerance of adultery or perversion.
If I want to hear a sexy accent, I can talk to myself.
Carmen
Adrian: I think of Valentina as a daughter.
Evelyn: Oedipus would be proud.
Nick: For what it’s worth, I am so sorry.
Evelyn: After all these years, it’s worth nothing at all.
Do all the maids have to be Latina? It seems kind of racist.
Eva Longoria
