Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.

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I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.

Genevieve

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Evelyn: I'm thrilled that you are getting back together with Philippe.
Genevieve: Is he your favorite of all of my husbands?
Evelyn: He's definitely in the top three.

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You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.

Carmen

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Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.

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