Devious Maids

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I will never handle any gun – especially yours.

Evelyn

Zoila: You don’t look happy.
Genevieve: That means the poison has set in. Wonderful!

We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.

Carmen

Everything’s better with a luncheon.

Genevieve

You are the best husband I’ve never married.

Carmen

Spence: You’re a monster.
Peri: And yet I seem so nice on my films.

Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.

Carmen

Let’s just say it’s better for my marriage if I’m pregnant. Now, shoot me up with everything you’ve got.

Peri

Genevieve: She can’t go back to that motel in east LA. It’s a horrible neighborhood.
Zoila: I live in east LA.
Genevieve: So, you know.

The rubies in that necklace were blood red. I don’t expect civil servants to understand how impressive that is, but I do expect you to get them back.

Evelyn

What’s the point of living if there’s nothing nice to wear?

Genevieve

Evelyn: The poverty was unimaginable.
Adrian: Streets filled with beggars and children running around in tattered.
Evelyn: Every time we looked out our hotel window we were confronted with human suffering.
Adrian: Finally, we called the concierge and got a room facing the pool.
Evelyn: So much nicer.

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Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn