They put a gun to your head. You’re allowed to get a little drunk.

Rosie

Valentina: I pray.
Adrien: Poor people have the most interesting hobbies.

Marisol is allergic to roses, so that seems like the logical choice.

Evelyn

Poor people have organs. Rich people need them. Why must the government stand in the way of the small business man?

Genevieve

If I let them give me a major organ, they’ll think they have a right to visit me and use my pool.

Genevieve

Our marriage is not based on love and that is why we have so much fun.

Adrian

Genevieve: I always tell you about my sexual adventures.
Zoila: And I always ask you to stop.

Adrian: Why do you look so exhausted?
Evelyn: Perhaps because I begin so many of my days with conversations like this.

Evelyn: After our last conversation, she gave me this look of disdain.
Tony: Are you sure?
Evelyn: I know that look. It’s the same look I give people who fly coach.

At some point I must have given you the impression I enjoy small talk with the help, and that’s not the case. Will you please accept my apology as you leave to scrub my toilet?

Evelyn

Tony: How soon until we go in and take off our clothes?
Evelyn: Out of respect, we should wait until his car leaves the driveway.

Trust me. The man bowels are nothing but predictable.

Evelyn

Devious Maids Quotes

That's just her natural expression. Evelyn has resting murder face.

Adrian

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn